if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
the correct response to everything is a violently whispered “christ”
dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk
but I’m allergic :(
don’t be a pussy
what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
tequila mockingbird
I was wondering if like maybe we should go public… with our love.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
